I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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