Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
it was like eating out sand paper
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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