yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
