There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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