found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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