And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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