very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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