you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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