He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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