Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
