Soap is not a condiment
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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