and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
