Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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