I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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