Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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