he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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