i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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