I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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