so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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