Me. At least after what I've been through.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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