I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
