the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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