Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
no. you can't hotbox the world.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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