so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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