Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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