She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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