I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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