I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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