can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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