Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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