Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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