Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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