It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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