i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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