I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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