I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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