David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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