My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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