haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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