hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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