All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
