let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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