Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
