Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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