Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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