i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
