There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
