office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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