yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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