I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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