I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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