Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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